Curmudge

The act of being gripy, grouchy, cantankerous, bitchy, and mean. Particularly when it's done in a manner that is demeaning or condescending toward younger humans. Often involving themes centered around landscaping.

I hate all of these people who don't know how to drive in this parking lot at the tool store. I am going to go home and sit on the front porch and drink coffee all day while I curmudge about the damn neighbor kids that need to be someplace else other than my lawn. Grrr.