Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.
If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)
Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti
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Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.
Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.
Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.
Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.
Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.
Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.
Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.
Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.
Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.
Person2: Hide your food it is in damger