Curry Cannon

Similar to the rice rocket, however, the person driving the vehicle is of middle-eastern descent. The vehicle has gaudy and unnecessary modifications. The driver will typically look something like a brown Fonz. It smells of butter chicken, has an enormous spolier and is normally driven at mach 4. If you hear trance music and you don't see a car around you, there is a curry cannon within 1km of you.

I think the Fonz is following us in that Prelude, must be a curry cannon.

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