curtians

when someone places their ball sack on the bridge of the nose of another person so that each ball covers an eye creating CURTIANS

i gave him the curtians while he was passed out!!!!

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meat curtians

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.

Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.

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beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

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meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

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Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

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beef curtians

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

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curtians and swiss

1. beef curtians slabbed with hot melted swiss folded together in a V shape sandwich with a little pink in the middle. If not properly cared for the beef curtians and swiss can go skank.

2. a toasted roast beef sandwich slabbed with swiss cheese

damn man got yourself some curtians and swiss.

Good example: fresh T's right out of the cooler.
Bad Example: bitches bacon in the sun.

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