Cut the pie

To queef. Like "cut the cheese," but for ladies only.

Dave: What was that noise? It sounded like a wet fart.
Chip: Grandma cut the pie again.

Cut the pie

1. To move at a half circular angle peeking around a corner for absolute advantage in a high stakes situation with a weapon. Can be applied to most First Person Shooter situations.

2. To proceed cautiously when one foresees a perilous situation.

Ex 1: Through my instictive nature I had forseen an enemy behind the approaching corner, so I cut the pie. So, I prefired him like POW, ONE D. SIT THE FUCK DOWN KID.

Ex 2: After a long day in the cubicle, I knew my boss was going to throw me more paperwork so I cut the pie and left early

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