Cuteface Syndrome

Cuteface Syndrome is the rapid alteration of one’s face into a perfect-looking entity. More severe cases of Cuteface Syndrome (CFS) can cause mutation of the body until the sufferer is around 5’1” tall and attractive enough to make other humans, particularly males, deeply infatuated with them. They may experience negative side effects such as blurred vision, which may eventually lead to needing eyeglasses or contact lenses. Scientists aren’t sure what causes CFS, but reported cases originate from Flagstaff, Arizona almost 100% of the time.

“I wanted to ask them if they suffered from CFS, but I didn’t want to be rude.”

Doctor: “Ma’am, I’m afraid your daughter has a rare condition called Cuteface Syndrome, or CFS for short”