Cutting paper

A synonym for lesbians scissoring aka vag to vag contact.

Man, those lesbians really look like they just got done cutting paper.

Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

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paper cut

being significantly more impressive on one's résumé than one is in person; to look good on paper

Ryan: Hey Kasey, don't you have that big interview tomorrow?
Kasey: Yeah, I'm paper cut but pretty awkward in person, so I hope my résumé does most of the work for me!
Ryan: Seriously! Let's just hope that they believe that you're the actual applicant and not think it's a prank like last time!

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paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot

by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"

Paper cut

A very painfull and usualy ver small cut caused by paper. (you sick minded people)

I got a paper cut yesterday from cutting paper.

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paper cut

A minor thing that annoys you which you like to complain about, something small to complain about.

"A paper cut of mine is when you unfollow someone on twitter and then they contact you and confront you about why you unfollowed them"

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paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

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