Cyber Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of using cyber words to communicate in 'Real life' to other people, instead of real words that can be found in the dictionary.

Jon has 'Cyber Syndrome'

Jon 'Lmao, dat shiz was abso jokes, next time we shud invite mre peeps inta da convo'

Aaron 'Basically, no one gives a shit'

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Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.

Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS

I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.