Cyclone Jim Carrey

1.) noun.

Mid 30s man who torments opposing basketball coaches from row 4. Most notably, he broke Jerome Tang by imitating his sadness and disdain for the officials, prompting Tang, an otherwise honest man, to accusing the opposing team to the ludicrous act of cheating, with no substantiated proof.

2.) verb

Dancing with a bratwurst in your left hand whilst being on a national network television.

Bill: What’s the deal with Jerome Tang? He’s usually a level headed, honest coach that fields a solid basketball team….

Verne: You didn’t hear? Cyclone Jim Carrey shattered his confidence by imitating him after that technical foul on Wednesday.

Bill: Alrighty then. I did not know that….at least his fanbase is full of upstanding, knowledgeable, and thoughtful people….

Verne: …well…compared to hawk fans….maybe….