Cyrus style

1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting

2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will

1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."

2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O

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