D to the W

When a bro gets his dick wet. A blow job.

Ex. 1
Doug: Man why ain't Tim answering his phone?!
Jeff: He's probably getting his D to the W.
Doug: Ah, good for him.

Ex. 2

Josh: So what'd you ask your girlfriend to get you for Christmas?
Cameron: I asked her to get my D to the W.
Josh: Legit

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d/w

don't worry

<yo>: sorry, can't go out 2nite!
<tu>: d/w, maybe next time then

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d/w

short for don't worry
sort of like how w/e is short for whatever

Frustrated person: "UGHHH i think he is STALKING ME."

Friend: "d/w i called the cops already. :P "

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I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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I D E W 2 L U

I Don't Ever Want To Loose You

I love you and I D E W 2 L U

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E D W A R D

Ginger Ninja. Tries to mess with eshays. Struggles with eyesight and talking, tends to mumble. Bugha wannabe. Started having hair loss at the age of 9. Has a very big and shiny forehead. Runs with sword hands. ( We love our Ginger ninja x )

Dude 1 : OMG what’s that light
Dude 2 : that’s E D W A R D’s shiny forehead
Dude 1 : must be that forehead wax he uses

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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

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