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Contrary to his name, the D-Dog is not actually a dog at all. Nor is he some form of tiger – despite what some funky logos would have you believe! He is in fact a human and a strange subsect of human at that. The technical term for such a sub species is Vocalis-mentalis-entertanium or in layman’s terms – the front man to a rock band.
Although a social animal, the D-Dog spends much of it’s time in relative solitude. He spends this time much like a monk….a monk who isn’t silent or in monastery or wearing any kind of robes-or anything at all in many cases- look at all that skin! - oh god this is a terrible analogy!
The D-Dog’s seeming ability for bad time keeping is a long standing trait of all wizards – wow, the evidence is really mounting now! Whoa! Did you see that?! How does he do it? Hmmmm magic!
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D-Dog is an animal found in the more remote parts of north-western Pensylvania. They're are the rarest species in existance and its existance is known to very few people around the world. Scientists have concluded the D-Dogs are the most aggreasive creatures on the planet, the evidence for this is that the only people to have met a D-Dog are in no fit state to describe it.
In the area where these creatures are found, people use the phrase "dogged" to describe the state of a victim of a violent act. The word "dogged" was first used after a victim was discovered missing several limbs and the only words he managed to speak were "I got dogged".
NEBILÉ GOT DOGGED BY A D-DOG!!!
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An absolute twonk of a human being, likes to retire at home after a long day of Tate supporting, usually found in large incel communities.
“Sorry boys i can’t come on today im shattered”
“Don’t be such a D-Dog”
My number one fans,the loyal home boyz.the niggaz that would do anything for the father/brother the GRAND ANGU$.SHOT BOYZ
CAMERON AND D-DOG ARE THE HOME BOYZ
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