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A youtuber who makes funny prank videos he owns a clothing line that supports abstinence called virginity rocks. He has a friend named Cameron who is a literal dwarf that he likes to fuck around with. He got pretty popular from his series fuck around fridays.
Joe: Yo TayShawn wanna watch some Danny Duncan
TayShawn: Hell yeah that man funny af
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Danny Duncan is a Icon living. His merchandise line is incredibly popular amongst Teens, Young Adults and Papa Jim.
He is friends with people of all ages, Papa Jim , who isn’t a day older than 55. Aaron, who is just learning how to crawl at age 2. And Kewon, who needs to brush his stanky ass teeth. He worked hard for his success and is one of the last genuine Youtubers left.
Jim:Hey Abdul, did you see Danny Duncan’s new shirt! It’s hilarious,
Abdul: Yeah! Im gonna score some sevens with that shirt! Where do I get it again?
Jim: Only at DannyDuncan69.com!
Abdul: Penis Erectus!
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Danny Duncan is an extreme way of life. It’s not the kind of life where you just party all the time, it’s the type of life where you don’t give a single fuck, and do as you please. To accomplish this way of life, you must have flowing, blonde, immaculate hair.
Abraham: Yo dude, you tryna come play some video games?
Pegasus: Nah man, ima keep Danny Duncaning.
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The creator of "virginity rocks" and "practice safe sex" and "I love milfs"
(even though hes pretty fucking sexy and has defineatly pounded girls) WE LOVE U DANNY!
Gosh, Danny Duncan says "practice safe sex" even though he fucks every girl he sees?
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Danny Duncan is the drummer for the band We the kings, along with Travis Clark, Hunter Thomsen, and Drew Thomsen. He makes all of their King's Carriage videos and is apparently one hell of a cook. He loves sweet tea, awkward silences, beating Travis at video games, and has randomly come to appreciate pickles. He also usually goes by Dan Dan.
Danny Duncan is the best drummer ever in the best band ever.
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This man is the definition of yolo
I just hit my car with a wrecking ball
Danny duncan : i think its fine
A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.
Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
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