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Dariush

The Persian Conquering King; has passed to his Iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. Also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.

Girl 1: So you got with that guy last night?
Girl 2:Sure did, thing is, I think he's a Dariush.
Girl 1: You falling in love with him?
Girl 2: Yeah think so, don't tell anybody though because I think he's a bit of a player!

by SwedeBoy February 21, 2010

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Dariush

Darius has a sweaty back
Darius likes men
James loves Darius
Darius last went out with a man
Darius is a Muslim

Darius has a mop on his head
Darius has a ginger mother
Darius has an Iranian daddy
Darius has a ginger brother
Darius will put you in his minecraft prison
Yours sincerely, HAMISH

That Dariush eats pork and lots of bacon

by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

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Dariush

French Kid who Likes Baguettes

That Dariush sure loves baguettes

by TheTallKid May 25, 2022