daup

When someone says something so tasty and stupid

Person 1: The Earth is flat

Person 2: Daup

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Da-daup

equivalent to "I'm kidding", ESPECIALLY: used after stating a reasonable hyperbole to clear up misunderstanding

Voice 1: "My boss is a real prick."
Voice 2: "Oh?"
Voice 1: "Yes, if you use LibreOffice instead of Microsoft Word to turn in your reports, he'll fire you."
Voice 2: "Wait, what?"
Voice 1: "Da-daup."

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter