Daved

to have succumb to the powers of Dave rendering a girl unable to resist the urge to go home with him (or back to her place).

*morning after*
Girl: "wow I totally got daved last night"
Dave: "you sure as hell did"


friend 1: "how many girls can honestly get daved in one night?"
friend 2: "from just one dave? about 3 to 4."

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Daved

To clothesline a wheelchair-bound person after a verbal altercation that turns into a physical fight.
A popular Detroit area radio personality coined the phrase.

Oh, man. I was a dick at the concert when I was drunk. Then someone Daved me right down.

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Daved

(Adjective) A synonym of the word pwned but applied specifically to the exploitation of security weaknesses on a server due to misconfiguration. Pwnage (and thus daveage) describes a sudden, decisive and humiliating defeat of server security.

Double check your firewall settings before putting that machine on the internet. The last thing you want is to get Daved!

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Daved

adj

Getting so hammered that you end up flailing about on the floor and lose the ability to speak.

Dude, what happened last night???

Dude, you were so Daved that you ended up passing out under the kitchen table after shouting about how the gypsies were going to get you

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Daved

verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly

Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'

Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'

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Daved

1. Showing superiority to another person, usually in a way that humiliates them.

2. Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation.

3. To get beat down physically or verbally by someone.

See Robsoned

Examples of being "Daved"

Falling over leaving you in pain.

Get facialed by your boyfriend.

Getting Bitten by a Shark.

Getting hammered in bed leaving you unable to walk, talk or breathe.

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Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

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