DB Draught

A Beer what some referred to as the nectar of the Gods. Consumed only by the manliest of men. DB Draught hails from the town of Timaru, New Zealand and comes in a 330ml bottle of 4% liquid gold. Commonly known for its iconic logo of two clydesdale horses, this legend of a beverage can be found only at the finest of establishments. If you see someone drinking this, beware of them turning around as their penis may swing, hit you and knock you off your feet.

Random pub goer: Hey mate, what is that you’re drinking?
Absolute legend: It’s the best drink out bro, DB Draught.
Random pub goer: Could I try it?
Absolute legend: Sure!
Random pub goer: *takes sip and penis grows 8 inches*

Chick at party: Hey, is that DB Draught you’re drinking?
Good cunt: Yeah, sure is!
Chick at party: * immediately takes all her clothes off*