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Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.
Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.
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A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight
Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".
Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.
Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.
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Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.
...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...
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The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
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If you see this you know the joke.
Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
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Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!