Death of bird

The blood, saliva, excrement, et cetera that is left on a glass window when a bird fatally collides with said window.

I didn't press my face against the window, because it had dirt, grime, bugs, and DEATH OF BIRD on it.

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death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

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