Dec 28

INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS DAY!

Walk up to your bestfriend and kiss them, bonus points if they are also your crush

Girl: walks up to bestfriend and gives her a kiss

Other girl: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Girl: its dec 28 stupid

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dec 28

anyone girl born on this day is hot asf and deserves the best

someone: whens your birthday?
us: dec 28th
someone: that explains why your so hot ily

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DEC 28

National complement someone named Isaac day

1st person: yo you lookin hot af today on "DEC 28nd National complement someone named Isaac day"

Isaac: bruh, thank you

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Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.