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when a girl is giving you head and she chokes on your cum and pukes, but keeps it in her mouth and it burns your dick.
i ran off all in her mouth and she choked and well, it ended up in a deep fryer.
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The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.
Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!
A place where magical and intimate thing happen
Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*
The act in which a man deficates in a woman's mouth then precedes to jizz on top making a poutine like substance.
How does it taste baby? Canadian Deep Fryer, we deliver it fresh in your mouth.
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Dipping your penis in hot grease before doing a Brazilian.
That sex was good, but it was no brazilian deep fryer.
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1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer
2: what are you talking about
1: rat