defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

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defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

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defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

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defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

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defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

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defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

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defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!