A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills
Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!
147๐ 11๐
An asshole that tells you to open your mouth wide and the proceeds to insert things in your mouth.
Dude I just went to the dentist and I had to open my mouth wide and then they put things in there.
47๐ 6๐
A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be ยฃ500
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A person that is a rich fucking asshole and owns 3 different offices and his teeth are straight and pure white and he tortures kids with braces and headgear and retainers he tortures kids with braces which hurt like fucking hell when tightened or when you eat something it hurts like hell and and messes up talking mine were 6500$ and hurt like fucking hell and it made the fucking dentist more fucking money by torturing kids teeth just so there straight and then shift back and then the dentist says you need braces for another 2 years and there workers are sexy and torture you itโs a waste of money and if you donโt take care of braces he gives you a lecture of how to take care of them and you canโt pick colors for your torture device aka braces and you try to explain to him that they where hard to take care of and says get in the chair kid and once the braces are of your excited and the dentist says where the retainer for the rest of your life and if it gets lost more money for the dentist and teeth arenโt straight and says need braces again Fuck the kid says.
Mason: hey wyly I just got my braces of today I donโt have to where them again
Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell
Dr oโhara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back.
Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth
Dr OโHara itโs gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason
Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically
28๐ 11๐
A sadist with newer magazines.
"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you? Newer magazines!"
155๐ 81๐
Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.
My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed
53๐ 29๐
A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.
Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Letโs go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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