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Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament
It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.
He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31
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explains gods purpose in giving manna. To show his love for his people and to one day follow his ways again after the Adam and Eve sin. Its also known as the book of remembrance for what god expects and what god has promised
dear everyone
the book of Deuteronomy is a hope for me that i might get to sell my families first 2 cars for a new kia soul
I pray the book of Deuteronomy will guide me to greatness
and my future wedding
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A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A.---pussy
"Susie has got one fine deuteronomy."
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A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
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retards, immature pricks, over reacting in small things, and people who has a mind of a fucking 2 year old retarded baby excluding me of fucking course.
Oh! Who are those immature, retarded pricks playing under the tree playing hide n seek?
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.
Grade Six Deuteronomy and Leviticus people are retarded especially us girls.
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Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"