dfl

dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.

Frank just got a DFL at the race.

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DFL

DFL is the common terms used by people in Deal, Kent for those who have moved to the area from London. DFL stands for Down From London. DFLs generally buy property in Deal and only come down at the weekends. When they are in Deal, Kent they invariably complain to the local council and police on noise pollution from local pubs and sports clubs. The police and council then stop the local pubs or sports clubs from running any events at the weekend. Which has a negative impact on the local economy where these events help the local businesses succeed.

On the phone" Hi Darling, I'm just sat on the train. It's packed with lots of DFLs with their Waitrose bags and beards"

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DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party

Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.

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dfl

Dunce For Life --> A title given anyone that makes so many repetitive mistakes that they should just give up on life, sit in the corner, and wear the hat.

1: so how about that chick last night?
2: total dfl, but i had her yelling omg all night!!

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DFL

Dying From Laughter

Jim- "I slipped on a banana peel!"
Kim- "Hahahahhaha"
Joe- "DFL!"

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DFL

Down For Life, i.e., someone who's got your back, always with it, and commands respect.

Socrates? That nigga was DFL.

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DFL

dead fucking last.
basically you suck ay whatever youre doing.
AKA nicole lightfoot

you dont want to be DFL.....NICOLE!

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