DG90 Degree

An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.

Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?

Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.