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What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.
Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me
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a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez
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The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.
Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.
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The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.