A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.
Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."
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DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!
I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude
A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.
2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.
I'm just being a dick dude.