The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
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I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
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A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole
That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.
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An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.
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When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.
Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!
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putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it
yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night