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Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich June 11, 2012

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Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

by EmoreX January 3, 2010

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Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

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dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

by Bunanator November 8, 2007

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taco dick

An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

by hammercock August 2, 2009

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Taco Dick

When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.

Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!

by xxshuaxx April 3, 2015

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rican taco dick

putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it

yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night

by landynandtyler June 15, 2021