Did you

Did you seriously just upvote that one definition that said NOT TO UPVOTE IT

DID YOU!?

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Did you?

Shortened form of 'Did you have sex?' or 'Did you do it?'

Sleeze: I had a dream about you last night.
Hottie: Did you?
Sleeze: Nah. You wouldn't let me.
Hottie: Meh!

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Source: I saw that joke on an episode Casualty, BBC TV Show

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Did you?!

Derived from baseball dialogue, specifically the New York Yankees, 'did you?!' is a question to reference the certainty (or lack thereof) a player had that his hit was going to be a home run. However the same term can be applied to any situation in which one stumbles upon good fortune, or in which one has a commanding performance or feat of accomplishment.

Derek Jeter hits a home run off the end of his bat that bloops over the wall

Returning to the dugout, Nick Swisher jokingly asks, 'Did you?!'

Derek smiles, shakes his head, and walks by

--Alternative--

Robinson Cano *smashes* a fastball for a 400ft homer

Returning to the dugout, Nick Swisher asks/proclaims, "Did you?!!"

Robbie grins and collects his high fives

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Did you know

Although phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of “Happy Christmas” you get “Crappy Shitmash”?
Yes, and if you rearrange “Merry Christmas” you get “Mr Mrs Itchyarse”.

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But did you die?

A question used to indirectly tell someone that their complaining about something of no importance. Made famous by a character in the movie 'The Hangover'

Passenger: How did you get a licence if you drive like that

Driver: But did you die?

Passenger: No but...

Driver: then you're complaining about nothing

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did you fart?

A very embarrassing comment your girl might say, usually as you're moving in for a big kiss.

Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips

Chris: did you fart?

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did you pipe

Asking some if they piped is asking if they had sex with the other person indicated.

Bro, you hung out with Caitlin? Did you pipe?

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