When your partner is not doing as you expect so you deficate on their bed to show your dominance, creating a Dirty Amber then blame your teacup yorkies when questioned.
I came back home after a break and saw a dirty amber on my pillow
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In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesnβt have any sex toys so instead useβs a zucchini or cucumber and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
Oh God man, me and Karen were about to do it so I did a Dirty Amber!
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When she farts on you during doggie style sex
That skank did a dirty Amber last night.
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Someone who should stop reading Urban Dictionary.
Me: "stop reading Urban Dictionary."
You: "wha-"
Me: "I'm on the call to you dumbass, your being a dirty Amber"
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when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed
My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.
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