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When you take someone upstairs at 5am and shag them LOUDLY with a house full of people!
I pulled a dirty millie on New Year’s Eve and now I regret it
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when you pin her down on her front then wrap both hands around her throat while hitting it from behind calling her a good girl.
You know that girl? I gave her a dirty milly last night and now she can’t walk
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When you are in the 69 position and milly pins you down with her knees on your shoulders and shits in your mouth then uses your eyelashes and eyebrows as toilet paper.
I was given a dirty milly the other day, it was rank!
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when your in a car with a woman and she says stop in this car park so I can fuck you on camera
"Mate, got in a taxi last night and the driver was fit as fuck. Got home and realised I lost my wallet, had to offer her a dirty millie instead"
When your in a taxi and you haven't got any money so the taxi driver say "don't worry you can just fuck me instead on camera"
"Gave this taxi driver dude a dirty millie last night"
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