discord

A communication system where people can create servers and invite little kids to have some fun and chat.

boi_dab: Hey wanna join my Discord server
d46: ok fam
boi_dab: ok lets roleplay

These were d46's last words

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discord

An online platform where you can chat with random strangers, people spent 100$ On Discord Nitros wich is sad.

Also don't fell in love with someone you met on discord.

Juju: Hey, I fell in love with a Discord E-girl
Jojo: Bro don't trust me
Juju: You jealous? no shit you are
Jojo: No bro trust me don't

*1 week later*

Juju: Bro my whole family got evicted because I maxed their credit card for my Discord E-girl who cheated on me 1 week after.
Jojo: Told you bro, told you

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discord

an app on your computer/phone that teenage weirdos use to role play and talk about obese women, a place to send nude pictures and then delete them after because you too self conscious about your body, a place where you can be in controll of others and banish them to the "dark relm" and having nothing to do except sit there an annoy the shit out of the owner of the sever

josh: hey dude wanna go on discord?
ryan: sure man what are we gonna do today, role play or talk about "me me"

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discord

a fucking loner who has no friends and needs some so they download discord and make many friends all over the world and if your younger than 13 you lie about your age so your accpted in the world of discord and your lie that homework is shit and that you hate HSC but you really know nothing about it. So bascially your a person who needs friends

person1: So i guess no one wants to be my friend!

*downloads discord*
person1: oh my gosh i have so many friends that think im 17 but im really 10

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discord

A messaging program created by Hammer & Chisel. The program is made for gamers, and you are able to create group chats or you can private message. Each person has a specific code, e.g (#1234) to add them as a friend so you can chat. It is available online or you can download it.

"I'll chat to you on discord later!"

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discord

a chat thing that people can talk on cuz they can, but parents think it means that it is a arguing thing

Child: HEY MUM! CAN I USE DISCORD!!???
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*

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discord

chat that is very popular and parents hate

Karen: discord bad, dont say fuck

Also Karen: dont say fuck

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