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Verb. To get gratification through self-interruption. To pleasure oneself by purposefully causing one's own interference. To gain satisfaction, happiness, elation, or joy by interrupting one's own peace, quiet, rest, or harmony.
Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.
As usual, just when everything in his life is in order and he has seemingly achieved a high level of peace and harmony, Tom becomes bored and miserable and begins to disturbate.
Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.
Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.
After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.
What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.
After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.
Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.
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Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!
The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.
Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.
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a word that mixes sick and ridiculous. A reaction to something that is so unbelievable it is considered not normal and therefore on a lesser tone then disgusting
That move was so freakin awesome. That shit was disturbing.
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Hey, has anyone noticed the average IQ of the Disturbed haters? I know, what IQ? I mean, they are almost like George W. Bush.
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Respectable nu-metal. Bands like Disturbed and SOAD are nu-metal's last glimmer of hope, unfortunately.
Disturbed is more impressive than Slipknot and (sigh...) Linkin Park.
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A kickass Nu-metal band. Nu-metal being a subtype of the Metal genre. Disturbed is about the best Nu-metal has to offer.
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