DJ Zevendeuce

Also known as ''Legends''.
A M4D LAD of high caliber. A DJ Zevendeuce (DJ) is known to have a big penis, and huge balls to go with it. They also have an enhanced sense of smell as well as being fluent in Vietnamese.

DJ Zevendeuces are also highly musical, and are known to have the voice of an angel.
If you spot a DJ Zevendeuce DO NOT APPROACH IT! They are known to be savage AF, and will 100% kill you if you're a soi boy. The ''Soi boy'' is the only natural enemy of the DJ Zevendeuce, so it will attack to kill. The DJs only predator is the ''feminist''. The feminist does not approve of the DJ's m4d lad approach to life, and will try to justify ruining it.

''This DJ Zevendeuce is a total m4d lad bro!''