DO THE DISHES

‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.

OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!

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DO THE DISHES

to mix up a set of dominoes prior to choosing dominoes for the next round of play, this act is done collectively by all players in the first round and in later rounds the player who went out first or "dominoed" is excused from "doing the dishes"

do the dishes,
yo' mix 'em up Jake my wrists sho' ache

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do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.

OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!

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Doing the Dishes

Another word for jocking or beign sprung off of someone, Basically means that you like the person so much that they have you doing anything they want you to do. Almost in a check mode way.

Fool, by the way you spoil her like that, it looks like she has you doing the dishes homie.

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Do the Dishes

When a girl (I.e Morgan) wants to masturbate but doesn’t want to explicitly say it and leaves the party after saying she will only be gone for a minute to “do the dishes” but ends up not coming back for the rest of the night

Morgan: I’m going to go “do the dishes” I’ll be back later

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Do the Dishes

something moms make you do because theyre lazy ass shits

Hey honey go do the dishes cuz im too lazy to get off my ass

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Doing Da Dishes

To be with family member, "sister" in a kitchen Setting, and comitting sexual acts.

Hey Dude, I cant come out I'm Doing the Dishes!

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