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The Dog Punch is when you're having sex and the girl doesn't want you to come in her face so you smack her nose which then makes her eyes water, temporarily blinding her. You then pull out and come in her face.
Boy: Can i come in your face?
Girl: No!
Boy: *DOG PUNCH*
Girl: I CANT SEE!
(Boy comes)
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During combat when your so furious, you deliver a punch that packs so much strength, force and energy that it cause's your enemy to simply explode.
Homeless man wakes up after being urinated on. He becomes so furious and he cocks backs his arm to deliver the Mad Dog Punch. Then it happens the urinater just becomes a million pieces on the floor.
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When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.
Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.
Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.
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During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.
Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.
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