Don't Cry

A statement to assert your dominance to someone you just roasted. this usually a follow-up to what you just said

Guy 1: You're a fucking cunt ya dick head
Guy 2: Hey man fuc-
Guy 1: It's okay don't cry, don't fuckin cry

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don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

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don't cry

1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.

2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up

3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation

Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."

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Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

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be quiet, don't cry

a term used when someone won't stop crying for shit.

nct's frat boy jaehyun blew this shit up in his early teens when he lived in america for four years. what a legend to stan man.

"oh my goddd i cant believe he actually dumped mee!!! me out of all people!!"
"be quiet, don't cry."

Don't cry about it

v., neg. imper.: To not make a big deal out of something; to not become such a little bitch as to cry, even whine, about an issue.

Wife: "Gosh, I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor! You're so inconsiderate!

Husband: "Don't cry about it! I'll pick 'em up. DAMN!"

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Don't Cry for me Argentina

When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.

Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'

Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'

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