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When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.
"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"
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A Dick that has had the inner tube stretched by a dildo. it is very messy for the victim to release fluids from the shaft after this; it is a similar experience to sticking a two liter soda bottle in to a bendy straw... they both split.
After a 2 kids in a sandbox experience one is left with a donut dick.
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As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!
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A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
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Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.
See also: Richard Donut
A glory hole is the best dick donut.
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any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex
vaginaassholemouthearnosecantaloupeblow job
guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.
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An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
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