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Day of Shit!, commonly referred to as DOS Day is the day you annually celebrate the first time your friend woke up with shit on his floor after having a drunk one night stand. Never let them forget that day and celebrate annually by sending them text messages like, "Hope your day isn't to shitty! Happy DOS Day"
After Matt woke up with a shit on his floor, his friend never let him down be reminding him annually of DOS Day.
A retarded way of saying "what did you say?"
Matt: I have a small cock...I mean...let's be serious, i'm a fucking midget.
Nick: OGM WHAD DID DO DAY?!
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April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.
Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''
You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.
industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
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U-Do-U-Boo Day is National Holiday that is one self chosen designated week day that falls in between the timeframes of Monday - Sunday). On U-Do-U-Boo Day, you are only allowed to cater to Me Myself & I, partake in the most selfish, self-absorbed, self-righteous, egotistical, god/goddess activities know to man on this day.
*Important note U-Do-U-Boo Day national holiday* You will still need to continue to love everyone who is special in your life but on U-Do-U-Boo Day it is mandatory that you need to love yourself more than anyone else in the UNIVERSE, that is unmeasurable, & unconditional L❤️VE to yourself!
On U-Do-U-Boo Day no one else matters more than you on U-Do-U-Boo Day!
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National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.
Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.