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douchebaguette

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

by Cat D February 26, 2012

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douchebaguette

A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.

by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010

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douchebaguette

The female of the douchebag species.

The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.

Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!

by JTBastard August 11, 2007

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douchebaguette

A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.

Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!

by Snajj December 7, 2009

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douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

by maxapo August 30, 2011

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douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

by punster October 25, 2010

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douchebaguette

1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

by Human Ecologist March 6, 2007

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