DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

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DPD

Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

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DPD

The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

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DPD

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

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Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

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DPD

Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead

Batman has a serious case of DPD

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DPD

Designated Pokemon driver.

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.

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