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Have you ever had a dream. That you could, um, you would...you had a .....that you should....you could..you...you thought....you had...you could...you wanted to do it so much you could do anything? (That one vine)
“What was a cool dream you had?”
Annoying kid from vine: “well....have you...”
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The thing your parents and teachers encourage when you are a kid, only for it to start getting crushed by life.
Kid: "mommy, I want to be a doctor when I grow up"
Mother: "yes son you can achieve anything!"
~kid grows up to the last year of high school~
Kid:"mom I am going to be a bartender"
Mother:"what happened to your dream of wanting to become a doctor?"
Kid:"life.... and my grades"
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Person 1: 'Have you heard of dream?'
Person 2: 'You mean that homeless green telletubbie? Yeah most definitely"
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the little cunt that got us the glowsquid
guy 1: i like dream, he didnt fuck up the vote with his stans
guy 2: shut up
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When you're asleep, you brain reaches for that hidden stash of drugs inside your head.
In my dream, I meant Sexking the sandwich keeper, who was a virgin, I got in the car and travelled with my parents to see the 4th of july christmas lights, I drove to china, I drowned in a slab of rock solid cement, some dude jacks a neighbors car and the neighbor came out and said "MY BANANNA JUST EXPLODED! GET HIM!", and my LA teacher convinced me that I was, infact, a gummi bear.
You get the idea.
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