drunk women

a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.

Will: See those drunk women over there?
Nigel: Fucking embarrassing.

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