DUI bars

Pronounced (dewey bars) These are the up-turned handlebars (as opposed to the drops) of a ten-speed bike favored by people who can no longer drive a car due to too many DUI's.

Dude, did you see Snag go by on that ten-speed with DUI bars? He finally must have got his license revoked. Eisenhower was president the last time I saw him sober.

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