dad lore

Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

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dad lore

A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born

Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore
dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor

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dad lore

He went for bread or milk

Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"

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Dad Lore

Those stories of your dad's childhood that have your jaw on the floor. These are often unprompted.

Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks?
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...

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