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When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling
I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents
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A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.
No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.