Random
Source Code
Random
Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.
"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)
Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.
11👍 3👎
What you say to your father when he starts babbling
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
16👍 4👎
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
4👍 1👎