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If Superman was a sexy motherfucker slanging a 20 inch dick
Wonder Woman: Oh my god, is that superman playing quarterback???
Batman:No, its just Daddy Dak Prescott slangin his fat ass dick
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Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
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(Verb)
To slide into power; take control smoothly
Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.
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The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
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BEST COWBOY IN 2016!!! Go cowboys
Dak prescott is goin take us to the ship
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A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends
Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!
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