Daketailer

The one that has a boner for gossip, they ease drop on everybody's conversations and they are delusional on thinking they have friends but in reality they stalk random people to annoy them to feel relevant. People don't laugh with a Daketailer instead laugh at them, they're a loser, a nobody.

Guy: "who's coming to the party?"
Guy2: "Susan, Gerald and Derek"

Guy: "ah FFS why does Derek have to come? He's such Daketailer"